What happens at ADF, stays at ADF.
You yarn bomb my property, I break your fucking fingers.
Fullsteam Brewery: Because nothing goes better with a beer than a bunch of toddlers running around.
More like Casblah.
You don’t have to tell people you’re in the Nich School. They can smell it.
Durham’s official religion: trivia.
You haven’t lived until you’ve tried Bikram. If you’ve tried Bikram and lived, you deserve a medal.
Go to Whiskey for the atmosphere and drinks; stay for the freedom to smoke and look at the hot female bartender.
Be able to chronicle all of Amy Tornquist’s business ventures.
“We live in Old West Durham.” = “We’re cohabiting hipster vegans.”
Commenting on one Durham blog about another Durham blog is the most Durham thing you can do. Besides marrying Durham.
“The Geer” is a much cooler name than “Motorco Music Hall.”
There are only two beers: the cheapest one on the menu and Fullsteam.
The seemingly off-duty cops eating at Cosmic can and will arrest you.
Never come between an ADF dancer and the Whole Foods salad bar.